Back in December I called my primary care physician's office to schedule an appointment. I got one in mid-March. Such is life.
Dude! What are you doing? Medics USA on the corner of 17th and P Streets NW. The office will not be featured in Architectural Digest, but the doctors have presciption pads. I've always gotten in the same or next day. (202) 483-4400. You're welcome.
Also, when a restaurant has an hour wait for a table, I just go somewhere else.