This Is My Dataset. There Are Many Datasets Like It, but This One Is Mine. . .

This is my dataset. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My dataset is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My dataset, without me, is useless. Without my dataset, I am useless.
I must run my regressions true.
I must discover stronger instruments than my enemy who is trying to out publish me.
I must produce results before he does. I will . . . .

I'm really into the post. Always good to catch up on what you're doing here, friend. Keep up the good work.