Mozart, Bah!

Are we distant relatives?
Aren't we all, really in the end?
Happy is also an orgasmic smelling cologne by Clinique.
My birthday is a palindrome.
It's so fun for me!
Sorry I missed your big day-
Who gives a flipp about mozart when it's Will's Birthday?
Amadeus is dead and gone- you're here for a while.
It sure is your birthday!
nina wilkinson

Happy Birthing Day, indeed! And in such distinguished company.

Happy Birthday, old man!

Coincidentally, my own birth nuptials are overshadowed each year by Beethoven's (or, at least, what is usually given as his birthday, even though it's actually the date of his baptism and thus, almost certainly not his actual birthday.) Though I prefer to focus on the fact that I share a birthday with Milla Jovovich, and if she ever has any suggestions for a private celebration we might share, I'm all ears.

Incidentally, you also share a birthday with:

looking glass gazer Lewis Carroll,
batshit insane proto-fascist Kaiser Wilhelm II, composer Jerome Kern,
king of the slide guitar Elmore James,
America's sweetheart Donna Reed,
'guy from Ipanema' Antonio Carlos Jobim, surprisingly-NOT-gay Troy Donahue,
vegan pig-farmer James Cromwell,
egomanical casino magnate Steve Winn,
Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason,
porn-face making SNL bandleader G.E. Smith, huge-jugged recovering Scientologist Mimi Rogers, comics uber-deity Frank Miller,
smarmy ESPN cast-off Keith Olbermann,
former Cincinnati Bengals wide-out Cris Collinsworth,
the least obnoxious Fonda -- Bridget, and
bisexual 'bamf'er Alan Cumming.

Now, don't you feel special?

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Happiness Guy!

Happy birthday!

Happy Day Will.

--K

Happy B-Day Will.

Happy Birthday!