Moving Sale!

I'm having a moving sale tomorrow. You should come an take my stuff away and possibly give me money. Here's the Craigslist notice:

HEY STUDENTS! YOUNG PROFESSIONALS! Lots of good stuff at bargain basement prices! No non-crazy offer refused! Everything must go. Come early for the good stuff. Come late for the free stuff.

934 Westminster St NW (off 9th or 10th Streets, between S & T Streets NW)
Saturday, Aug. 27
10:00 am – 3:00 pm

Fabulous items include:

* Mini fridge
* Full size file cabinet
* Complete set of patio furniture
* Nice-looking wood/metal futon
* Two TVs
* Two VCRs
* An adaptor box for hooking a DVD player/Xbox sort of thing to an old TV (worth more than the old TVs)
* Nice pots and pans
* Miscellaneous kitchen utensils
* Quirky antique wooden folding chairs
* Free books – literature and philosophy, mostly
* Arbitrary stuffed animals
* Portable wheeled clothes rack with breathable hanging storage bag (perfect for hanging stuff in a basement)
* Computer scanner
* ink jet printer
* Two computer monitors (15″ & 17″)
* Two defunct but surely geek fixable Windows machines
* Much much more!!!