I am not now, nor have I ever been, an acrobat.
[Update: The mysterious Fey Accompli vouches for my authenticity. Now, regarding the Libertarian Girl debacle, it may be that I know all of the extremely attractive libertarian women in existence, although I am very glad to doubt it, but there are a passel of ladies of my acquaintance who put the mail-order bride to shame. (Fey, by the way, is loveliest of them all.) Why all the fuss for a 7.5?]