More on AmeriCorps. Fun-filled takedown by James Bovard on the often acidic Ludwig von Mises Institute Website. Highlight:
In Buffalo, N.Y., AmeriCorps members helped run a program that gave children $5 for each toy gun they brought in. In Lone Pine, Calif., AmeriCorps members put on a puppet show to warn four-year-olds of the dangers of earthquakes. Elsewhere in California, AmeriCorps members busied themselves foisting unreliable “ultra-low-flush toilets” on poor people. . .
Lenkowsky [Bush's appointee] told AmeriCorps recruits last month that their “daily duties” will be “helping to thwart terrorism itself. . . . Terrorists sow the seeds of distrust. You sow the seeds of trust, at a time your nation badly needs them.” Perhaps Lenkowsky believes that nothing would intimidate Al Qaeda more than a doubling in the number of puppet shows performed in America.
To be honest, I’m scared shitless by puppet shows.